A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.

"I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get drunk and get laid.

Are you free tonight?"


"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.


"Wonderful." she said."Would you watch my kids?"

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."