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ETR MACHINE DATECS DP50 SIMPLIFIED MANUAL

BY,: DEJAVU TECHNOLOGIES.MOI AVENUE,RAHIMTULLAH BLDNG.OPP.THE BAZAAR/TSC.0711558758.

DP-50 USER MANUAL

1)RAISING A CASH SALE

>PRESS ON (DISPLAYS OFF)

>PRESS  1

>ENTER PASSWORD(30)

>PRESS TOTAL(DISPLAYS 0.00)

>ENTER AMOUNT INCLUSIVE OF VAT

>PRESS G1 FOR A 16% SALE

> PRESS G2 FOR 0% SALE

>PRESS TOTAL

FOR COPY PRESS CRD

2)RAISING AN INVOICE

>PRESS ON (DISPLAYS OFF)

>PRESS 1

>ENTER PASSWORD(30)

>PRESS TOTAL (DISPLAYS 0.00)

>ENTER INVOICE NO.THEN PRESS PLC

>ENTER AMOUNT VAT INCLUSIVE

>PRESS G1 FOR 16% SALE

>PRESS G2 FOR 0%

>RE-ENTER THE INVOICE AMOUNT

>PRESS CRD

>SELECT OPTION 2 FOR INVOICE

>FOR COPY PRESS CRD

3)RAISING A Z-REPORT

>IF MACHINE IS ON PRESS THE OFF(<>) BUTTON TO

DISPLAY OFF

>PRESS 3

>ENTER PASSWORD (30)

>PRESS TOTAL TWICE

4)PRODUCING A MONTLY REPORT

>PRESS ON

>PRESS 5

>ENTER PASSWORD (30)

>PRESS TOTAL

>ENTER START DATE USING FORMAT DDMMYY E.G.

(010212) FOR 1st of JANUARY 2012

>PRESS G3

>ENTER END DATE I.E.310112

>PRESS G4

>PRESS TOTAL.

 

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

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"Why are you crying?" the politician asked.
"My dad died," the boy replied.
"That's terrible, when did it happen?"
"Five years ago," the boy said.
"Five years ago? And you are still this upset?"
"It's not that," the boy said. "It's just that my dad voted today, but he didn't come to see me..

ETR MACHINE SIMPLIFIED MANUAL MERCURY BLACK

MERCURY 130W

1.MAKING A SALE

Switch on   displays      1…………………..

Press total displays      0.00

Enter  total amount (vat inclusive)

Add  2  ZEROS

Press 1. for VAT INCLUSIVE (16 %)

Press 2. for NON VATABLE

Finish by pressing total

(For receipt copy press sh then qty)

(To go back to MODE press sh then VD/MODE

-If machine shows error 38,do a z-report 1^st.

-IF MACHINE SHOWS ERROR 3,CHECK WHETHER YOU ARE IN THE CORRECT MODE.PRESS CANCEL TO CLEAR THE ERROR

NB: YOU CAN ONLY VOID A SALE BEFORE PRESSING TOTAL

PROCEDURE:AFTER ENTERING THE AMOUNT THEN  D1 OR D2

PRESS VD MODE BUTTON TWICE THEN TOTAL

2.MAKING DAILY Z REPORT(made at start and end of day)y  

Switch on

Press VD MODE button till it displays 3……………..

Press total displays 0

Press total again displays [00

Press [00 as displayed

3.MAKING MONTHLY Z REPORT

Switch on

Press VD MODE button till it displays    5………………..

Press total displays F 0

Press 11 STL                displays      d-b(n          0

Put start date i.e. ddmmyy

Press QTY displays               d-End                   0

Put end date i.e ddmmyy

Finish by pressing VD MODE

NB: PLEASE CHARGE THE MACHINE ONCE A WEEK FOR ATLEAST 8 HOURS EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT USING IT.

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